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A PRAYER FOR THE STRESSED UMPIRE???????? Grant
me the serenity to accept the things I cannot change, the courage to change the
things I cannot accept, and the wisdom to hide the bodies of those I had to kill
today because they got on my nerves. And also, help me to be careful of the toes
I step on today as they may be connected to the feet I may have to kiss tomorrow. Help
me always give 100% at work…...... l2%
on Monday 23% on Tuesday 40% on Wednesday 20% on Thursday and 5 % on Friday And help me to remember. . . When I’m having a bad day and it seems that people are trying to wind me up, it takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile and only 4 to extend my arm and smack someone in the mouth! Does that all seem all too familiar for some matches you have umpired, apparently the Chief Coach has a very big shoulder to cry on if so needed. |